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1  I think I need a make over - what look will bring out the best of my good looks - I know, I’ll shave a  MOWHAWK
2 I’m really happy with the way my life is going at the moment - how best to reflect that - how about I shave a MOWHAWK
3 As I get older I am discovering a new maturity - why don’t I show that to the world by shaving my head into a MOWHAWK
4   The best thing about getting totally shit faced on a regular basis is that it helps you to make great decisions - like maybe getting a MOWHAWK
5  How can I show my lovely wife that I no longer have any interest in attracting the opposite sex - I know I’ll get a MOWHAWK
6  After all my hard work, and after great expense, I’m finally going to be qualified enough for a great job.  How best to impress the interview panel with my awesome sense of responsibility, my dedication to the work, and my ability to be a good role model to younger students.  Why not shave my head into a lovely MOWHAWK
7  Hey, fuck you, I’m an artist - I’ve got a MOWHAWK
8  We all have a right to look how we want, no matter who it upsets - and what better way of proving that than by by getting a MOWHAWK
9 I think I can really best show that I’m completely grown up and independent by having a MOWHAWK
10   I’m going over to my parents to see my old headmaster for the first time in years.  I really want them to see how well I’m doing and to make my mum proud.  I know, I’ll do my hair in her favorite ever hairstyle, just to please her - what’s that?  Obviously a MOWHAWK